Sita's Dating Resume

Objective
Searching for Mr. Right (But I'll settle for Mr. Right Now) for meaningful (not sure what meaning) relationship for a duration of time.

Experience
1994-2002 - Active Dating
*Dancing and singing
*Maitained active partying group of friends
*Employed full time so as not to be left without the stunning outfits

2002 - Live -In Girlfriend
*Cleaned and maintained home
*Available for consumption (although never tested)
*Employed full time so as to have an excuse to get out of the house

2002-Present - Active Dating... Again
*See above "Active Dating" and subtrack full time job

Skills
*Office skills to allow me to run all the financial and orginizational aspects of life so that the men in my life may persue their love of PS2
*Witty and morbid sense of humor
*Creative thinker on places to go
*Natural good luck charm

References
Skyler - 1987
"Someone double-dared me to be her boyfriend so I had to. But I dumped her after ten seconds."

Bradley - 1994 & 1997
"For some reason, she only looks appealing when I already have a girlfriend so I have to see her on the side. Wait. Uh, Kristen's not going to be able to read this, right?"

Thomas - 2002
"Yeah, she was sweet and stuff. Cooked good , too! But I think she might be an evil witch sent from Satan to pollute my brain. She does wierd things. Plus I think I might be gay."

Random Men - 1994-Present
"Sweet! Check out her tits!"