The References
Lynda, First Girlfriend -
1st to 3rd Grade
"Nathan was a great guy, he caught me when I fell off the merry-go-round
and we fell in love instantly. He also won major brownie points we he rode a
Grayhoud Bus from Gadsden, AL to Savannah, GA for my 7th Grade School Dance."
Dora Lynn, First.. uh.. you
know - 9th to 10th grade
"Although I am 2 years older than him he always seemed fairly mature. But
he ended the relationship with no two week notice, so my new boyfriend arranged
to have him beaten in a mall parking lot."
Christy - 10th grade
"Nathan was a fun guy - smart too. Bit of a smart ass and he made fun of
my family a bit too much... actually.. I don't think I wanna give a reference
on him - The bastard."
Kelly - 12th grade & 2001
"Who? I have no idea who you are talking about. And if I did, I would warn
you that he is nothing more than manipulator and you better stay away from him."
Tiffany - Ex-wife (1997 - 2001)
"Nathan is nice guy and a good father. He just needs to get out more and
socialize. He flirts too much though."